Have you ever shaved a cat?

...raise your hand if you've ever shaved a cat...

Vet techs, please, put your hands down.

The "kitten" Ginsu shat on the kitchen floor this morning, and tromped it into a thin layer covering the entire floor. Plus her feet and bloomers were covered..

so after mopping, scrubbing, and cleaning, I shaved Ginsu down to a half inch, and then bathed her.

All with a migraine. Lots of drugs combat the migraine, though...hence the posting and the cleaning.