The Truth About Dust Bunnies

Just now I saw this giant dust bunny slowly emerge from my dirty laundry and drag itself painfully across the carpet...

Turns out one of my fire belly toads had escaped (they can do that climber's chimney thing up the corner of the tank) and was completely covered in cat hair and fuzz. I washed him off (with bottled water) and he's back in the tank, perched miserably on the log, half in and half out of the water. Not a happy camper at all.