Just Another Day at the Ranch

How many people do you know would be happy to have this happen:

I'm geeking, and I hear the neighbor call "Hellooo?".

I open the door, and Bob is standing at the gate, all grubby and gloved...

I open the gate, and he hands me...

a HUGE dead gopher.

"Here, I thought you might want to feed this to one of your critters."

Me--"Oh, Thank you! Man! That's the KING gopher!"

Him: "Yeah, it's been eating well. Too well."


Heh!

I don't know which was more weird: that my neighbor knew me well
enough to present me with a corpse, or that I was pleased about it....